August 23, 2023

Going in Deep

Agent Porter took his time with the belt, trying to buy a few more moments to think under the guise of foreplay.  It wasn't that he was unprepared for this.  Sexual acts had been a distinct possibility when he accepted the mission months ago, but he still wasn't looking forward to the idea.

February 13, 2023

Capture the Opportunity

Today, 7:43 PM

So I guess this is me now

Lmao dude, you're tiny

I can't believe she did that to you

Yeah, no shit

Notice anything else?

Ummm, no

Am I supposed to?

Omg, there's no way I was that oblivious when I was a guy... Gotta do everything myself I guess

?

Today, 11:04 PM

HOLY SHIT I'M SO FUCKING STUPID

Dude are you still up??

Come on, can't believe I missed my shot!!

October 24, 2022

Not Very Convincing

"Yo, Tyler."

"Yeah man, what's up?"

"Can you tell me one more time exactly how this all happened?"

"Dude, I told you, I was minding my own business, and this crazy witch comes out of nowhere. She points her magic wand or whatever at me, and then, bam! I've got this dumb girly body."

"Uh huh... And you definitely didn't do this to yourself with some spell you found on the internet?"

"Ha, no way dude! You think I would give myself these sweet tits and ass intentionally? That would be crazy!"

"For sure. And you're definitely not enjoying yourself, right?"

"Oh hell no! Being in this body, wearing these tight little outfits that show off my curves, it totally sucks."

"And when Chad came over the other night, that was just to study?"

"Exactly! I can't get another extension on my statistics exam, and Chad is acing the class and also I heard he had a huge cock. I don't get why you're being so weird about this!"

October 9, 2022

Play Ball(s)

"Yeah, the merchandise alone is gonna-- hang on, my star client just walked in, and he looks as excited as we are about the news!"

Bryce looked anything but excited. "Springfield, Kenny? Fucking Springfield??"

September 21, 2022

POW!! BAM!! OHHHH!!

"So you can actually grant whatever I wish for?"

"Jeez, yes kid, I'm a fairy, you saved me from getting eaten by your deranged cat, so I owe you one wish," the tiny man groaned as he rubbed his temples. "And again, can you please keep it down? That's the last time I party with leprechauns, one more beer my ass."

September 7, 2022

Not In Denial

Hey, not feeling good again tonight.

I lay in bed, waiting for my girlfriend's response.

Oh, that sucks! I was looking forward to seeing you. Feel better :(