July 31, 2022

Not MY Husband

Relief washed over me as I saw my wife enter the room. "Liz, baby! It's me, Henry! Some crazy bimbo broke in, and she-- she switched bodies with me. I know it sounds nuts, but you've gotta believe me!"

July 14, 2022

How Did This Happen?

Brooke had told me time after time about her loser boyfriend, how he could never keep a decent job or contribute around their apartment. I tried to be a supportive friend, but one day I finally blurted out, "I can't listen to this again. All you ever do is complain about this guy! I'm trying to think of one good reason out of everything you've told me why you shouldn't just break up with him!"