Watch Who You Watch

"Hey man, come here! She's stripping again!"

"She's not stripping, she's changing in her bedroom. How do you not feel creepy doing that?"

"Oh, come on, you know she wants people to look. How could she not, with an ass like that?"

"You really think that-- oh my god! Dude!"

Adding Insult to Injury

Of course, it had to be a cursed dress. When I left it was almost down to my knees. If it gets any shorter, I'll be lucky if I don't get arrested!

If I didn't have to deal with these freaking heels, I'd be home already!