Not Again!!

Brrr, it's chilly all of a sudden. What the-- where are my pants?

Oh, hell no. Tiny black skirt... goddamn tits on my chest... and how does she have so much fucking hair??

That's three times this month, and I'm sick of it. She swaps us whenever she feels like it, with no warning and no consideration! It just makes me so MAD! I can't take it any more!!

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Fair Warning

I know what's going through your mind right now. All you're thinking about is the redhead with the huge cans, stripping in bed, waiting for you to fuck her. And you're right, I do want you to fuck me. God, do I want it, and badly. But you don't know the full story. The truth is, I used to be a guy, just like you.

The Race

"Alright, the rules are simple. First one to orgasm gets to go back to their male body, while the loser has to stay female and do whatever the other wants."

"Yeah, I'm still not so sure about this."

"OK, fine. The winner gets to stay female. On your mark, get set, go!"

Some Excuse

Even after becoming a girl, TJ refused to give up his collection of dirty magazines. Now that he can see a naked woman any time he wants, opening up a nude centerfold has lost some of its thrill.

Lately, TJ has actually been doing the thing every guy uses as an excuse: he's reading the articles. This issue in particular includes a feature he finds extremely interesting. The title is "Try These Tips to Give Your Girl a Mind-Blowing Orgasm!"

Quintuplets

It all started with us hanging out in the woods on the south edge of town last night, like we did every Friday. Most nights, we were a bunch of teenage nobodies with nothing better to do. This time, Cooper found something on the way to our usual spot (by which I mean he tripped over the stupid thing).

Valentine's With You, Me, and the Girls

The Great Shift had been hard on a lot of people, and Thomas was no exception. Without warning, the varsity basketball star had gained ten years in age and two gorgeous tits. In an ironic twist, his girlfriend Samantha ended up in his old body.

They say love conquers all, which apparently extends to something as bonkers as this. After finding one another, Thomas and Samantha agreed to stick together while they figured things out. As time went on, they grew comfortable with the situation. It was impossible for Thomas to ignore the way Samantha's gaze lingered on his cleavage, or the images that ran through his mind when he finally broke down and explored his new body.

In the spirit of the holiday, Thomas decided to take things to the next level. What better time than V-Day to take his own body's V-card?

Going Back on the Deal

"What do you mean we're not switching back?"

"Seriously? Look at what you did to my body!"

With a dumbfounded expression, Tom mumbled, "I mean, I guess I've put on a little weight while you were away..."

Twelve Drummers Drumming

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Nine Ladies Dancing

As I lumbered out of my room the next morning, I was surprised to see George already waiting for me. "Good morning, sleepyhead! Nice to see your fat ass out of bed."

"Yeah, as if you could even handle this much woman." In my head that was a killer insult, but I felt it backfire on its way out.

Trying to Change Her Mind

It didn't have to be this way. Don't get me wrong, I'm enjoying myself, but it didn't have to come to this.

Curvy Girls are Sexy

A word of advice: if your girlfriend ever asks if she's put on weight, the correct response is not, "Maybe a little, but it looks good on you!" Furthermore, you'll only dig yourself deeper if you follow that with, "Come on, curvy girls are sexy!"