Office Slut with Standards

The knock at my office door caused me to turn around, and the figure in the doorway caused me to scowl. "Dammit Ronny, how many different ways do I need to tell you to fuck off?"

Conference Call

I mumbled weakly into the phone, "I have to talk to you about something, hon."

"This better be fucking important, Keith. I already had to take a break from looking at jobs to make my own fucking lunch, when you should be here doing that. I don't even know why I let you go to that place!"

Unfair Advantage

When one of the top executives at TransformaGen Bioengineering announced his retirement, everyone knew that either Chad or Greg would be tapped to replace him. The winner of the promotion would work directly under the CEO, and neither was afraid to play dirty.

It started with harmless pranks, but quickly grew out of hand. The two finally agreed to stop after an "industrial accident" exposed Chad to the company's prototype sex-changing compound and left him as a 5'4" blonde woman. Greg had hoped the stunt would give him a leg up while the lab worked on a reversal. Instead, Chad came to work the very next day, flipped Greg off with freshly-painted fingernails, and delivered a flawless presentation.

Unfortunately for Chad, Greg had one more trick up his sleeve, which he delivered at the next management social hour. Chad looked up from his expanding chest to see Greg snickering in the corner. "We had a truce, you cheating fucker! Not only that, I actually liked this outfit!"

Unfortunately for Greg, his best efforts weren't good enough, and Chad is the one working under the CEO. Of course, the lab hasn't found a way to reverse the changes, and rumor has it, he's been "working under" the CEO every night this week!

Don't Mess With Tradition

I learned a lot in my first month working at Parker & Schmidt. Sales tricks, ways to play the legal system, and, oh yeah, how to squeeze my tits into a low-cut dress. You might call that last bit unprofessional, especially since I was a dude on my first day, but every new hire gets initiated this way.