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Showing posts with label news. Show all posts

December 30, 2019

Were You Naughty Or Nice This Year?


Hi there, faithful readers! Hopefully Santa was good to you this year. Sorry about the lack of posting recently! I've been a little... tied up with other things.

I'm going to fire up the ol' caption engine again in 2020, on a more relaxed posting schedule. I genuinely enjoy the creative outlet, but my old self-imposed schedule made it feel like work when it should have been fun. Let's make this fun together in the new year! Once we're up and running a little, I'll try and put out some polls and other feedback tools to see what you fine folks want to read. If I wanted to do this just for myself, I'd print out my posts and tape them to the wall, as a totally normal, non-crazy person might do.

So strap in, strap on, and stay tuned!

November 6, 2018

Happy Erection Day


Good morning, gentle readers! I just wanted to wish my American audience a happy Erection Da--

What's that? Oh, excuse me, I'm getting word now that it is actually Election Day. With that in mind, be sure to vote! If even your perverted wank material writer is telling you to do it, it must be important!