Not Very Convincing

"Yo, Tyler."

"Yeah man, what's up?"

"Can you tell me one more time exactly how this all happened?"

"Dude, I told you, I was minding my own business, and this crazy witch comes out of nowhere. She points her magic wand or whatever at me, and then, bam! I've got this dumb girly body."

"Uh huh... And you definitely didn't do this to yourself with some spell you found on the internet?"

"Ha, no way dude! You think I would give myself these sweet tits and ass intentionally? That would be crazy!"

"For sure. And you're definitely not enjoying yourself, right?"

"Oh hell no! Being in this body, wearing these tight little outfits that show off my curves, it totally sucks."

"And when Chad came over the other night, that was just to study?"

"Exactly! I can't get another extension on my statistics exam, and Chad is acing the class and also I heard he had a huge cock. I don't get why you're being so weird about this!"

No Such Thing As Too Much Fun

"Hey Dylan? I wanna be super serious with you, alright?"

"Yeah man, like... no prolem. Wass up?"

"OK, this is exactly what I want to talk about. You know that body can't handle liquor like your regular one, right?"

"Yeah, totally."

"Aaand, when we get too drunk, we make bad decisions, right?"

"Are you stil mad about that guy from las night? I'll be quieter next time, god."

"No, I'm not--"

"You could get laid too you know, for real. You're kinda short but you have great tits. Look at 'em! If I felt any attraction for girls right now, I would eat you out soo hard. God I love that this is a nude beach."

"*Sigh*... OK, look. I get that you're having fun. But remember: every time you-- hey, look at me! Every time you have sex, it adds another week before you'll change back."

"Don't be jealous, you can toally catch up."

"Look, I'm not jealous, I'm just--"

"Aright, shut up for a second... So if it's eight. No, wait, if it's nine, but the first one was a blow jay and the last one was in my butt. How long do I still have boobs?"

"Dylan, you absolute slu--"

"Oh shit, they're doing shots at the tiki bar!"

What Are Friends For?

"OK, look, I'll show them to you one time. Happy?"

"That was like half a second! I don't get why you're making such a big deal out of it."

"Because I just turned into a girl three days ago! Maybe I'm not comfortable showing you my freaking tits any time you ask."

"Dude, we fucked last night."

"First of all, rude. Secondly, that was a one-time thing and a mistake and never should have happened!"

"Alright, jeez. You wanna go grab something to eat?"

"Yeah, sure. Hey..."

"What?"

"What if we made it, like, a two-time thing?"

Something Missing

Walking through the ancient ruins on your vacation, you can't help but feel like something is amiss. You know there's something important you can't remember, but what is it?

You stand there thinking for a while, almost convinced you can hear someone laughing. You decide to mentally retrace the last 24 hours.

You'd arrived late last night, and beaten that old crone to the last taxi from the airport.

At the hotel bar, you'd gotten drunk with a gorgeous local woman, only for her to misinterpret one of your jokes right as you were about to seal the deal.

Touring this ancient temple today, you'd ducked away from the group for just a minute to check out some kind of altar to their goddess that had been roped off. Something had fallen and broken, but you were positive no one had seen you.

After the tour, you'd bought a churro.

You look down, your eyes lingering on the impressive cleavage spilling out of your bikini top, before letting your hands drop to your sides and trace the curve of your exposed ass cheeks absentmindedly as you stare into the distance.

Shit! The realization dawns and you start sprinting back to the food vendor. You'd forgotten your purse!

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In Too Deep

Don't worry, everyone panics the first time. I'm a guy, you think. This was all a mistake. You swore that it would just be a quick experiment to get those taboo thoughts out of your system, then it got out of hand. Maybe you blame it on the hormones from your new body. You were overwhelmed by the feeling of your big, sensitive tits. Perhaps you blame alcohol for giving in to your feminine urges.

Regardless of how you got here, you never thought you'd find yourself gagging on the dick of some random stranger, terrified of how much you love it. How can you ever go back after this?

Let's be honest, sweetie. You've always craved this, being used by a real man, letting him have his way with you and then thanking him afterwards. You want to spend your days switching between being on your back and on your knees. You've always been a slut. You just never realized until now.

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Boobs and Hair? Don't Care

David thought he'd finally come up with a foolproof plan for getting laid. When his roommate Josh came home one night, David hit him with a transformation spell and watched as Josh's form reshaped, shrinking in some places and growing in others. Moments later, the former man was a gorgeous woman.

"Haha, it worked!" David crowed. "I'm sorry I had to do this to you, but I'm sick of being a virgin. All you have to do is sleep with me one time and I'll change you back."

Josh stood in silence for a minute before replying, "Yeah, that's not gonna happen."

David blinked in confusion. "Wh-what do you mean? You have to, otherwise I won't change you back!"

"Dude, no offense, but you suck. Why would I want to sleep with you?" He looked away from David to peek down his shirt. "Oh, these are nice."

"But... but your body is supposed to be attracted to guys now!"

"Really? So if I picture, like, Chris Hemsworth shirtless... Oh yeah, you're right. Excuse me, I'll be in my room for a little bit."

David stood in shock, unable to comprehend what had just happened or the muffled sounds coming from behind Josh's door.

It's been a week now, and David is starting to suspect Josh doesn't care if he ever changes back...

A Lot to Learn

"Yeah you can touch them, that's the whole point. Go ahead, give the girls a squeeze..."

"Woah, stop, stop, stop. What the fuck are you doing? It's like you're trying to honk a bicycle horn. I know you haven't been having much luck with the ladies, and I agreed to turn myself into this chick--who is way out of your league, by the way--so you could practice and get your confidence up, but damn dude! Have you ever even gotten past second base?"

"Ok, come on, calm down. I'm the only one allowed to be a bitch right now, got it? Let's reset everything and I'll take the lead for a while until you feel ready to make a move. Jeez, the things I'll do for a friend in need..."

Wet and Wild

"Quit spraying me, asshole!"

"Sure, just as soon as you quit spraying me!"

Even after graduating high school, David, Greg, and Jeremy had continued their tradition of starting the summer with an epic water gun fight, and this year was no different. Unfortunately for the three friends, the end results would be massively different, thanks to a leak in the city's potion bottling facility seeping into the water supply.

Like Herding Cats

"Here, let's try this one."

"No, you idiot, that spell made our boobs grow."

"Yeah, but Kyle's are bigger than mine."

"Hey, I found one that turns a man into your sex slave."

"How on earth is that going to help us?"

"We could try it, you know, just to see what happens."

"Nobody is turning anybody into their sex slave!"

"Can we at least take a break and make out some more?"

"God, you guys are impossible! Fine, we can make out for five minutes, then we have to keep working on changing back. No orgies this time!"

Need to Relax

Alright, there's a cute guy by himself. I'll just go over and start a casual conversation. Here I go... nope. Nope nope nope nope nope. Abort! Turn around before--oh crap. He saw me.

OK, gotta relax. Quit walking like a freaking robot. How do girls normally walk? Oh my god, I forgot how to walk.

No. Calm down. Breathe.

You're on vacation. Nobody knows you. As far as everyone else is concerned, you're just another hot babe, ready to have a good time.

Oof, I'm still not used to the way these boobs bounce along with every step I take. And why does my bikini keep trying to wedge its way up my ass? Come on now, don't be distracted. Just open your mouth and say the first thing that comes into your head.

"Hi there! I'm Jim...antha. Jimantha." OH MY GOD, I HATE MY STUPID BRAIN.

"Oh, that's, um... that's a really pretty name. I'm Bryce. Do you want to get a drink or something?"

Yes, all of the alcohol please. Hey, is he staring at my chest? Nice! Wait, now he's staring at my face. Oh no, how long has he been waiting for me to respond?

"I'll have sex on the beach! I mean, the drink. A sex on the beach. I'm not saying I'll have sex on the beach. Not that I wouldn't, though! I'm--we just met. But maybe we could, if... Let's go start drinking, please!"

No Logical Explanation

"Oh my god, I gained another two pounds this week! I don't understand, I've been eating super healthy!"

"You-- wait, you really don't get it?"

"No! I know girls always talk about how hard it is to lose weight, but there's still no way I should be getting this fat!"

"You're not getting fat, you're... oof. Tell me, where do you feel like you've been getting bigger?"

"First of all, rude. But I guess it's mostly been my gut. Although some has definitely gone to my boobs, so that's nice."

"OK. And what was literally the first thing we did after you convinced me who you really were?"

"Hehe. Oh man, we did it so many times that night! I had a brand new pussy, and I was too sore to use it for the next three days."

"Yeah, it was a lot of sex. Last question: how many times have you gotten your period since you became a girl?"

"My period? I guess I didn't think of that. I haven't-- ohhh... Oh, FUCK!!"

Cooling Off

"Oh man, it's soooo hot today. I think I'll just cool myself off with this hose here!"

"Dammit Bill, knock it off! You don't know what else that tainted water might do to you!"

"What, you're worried I might turn into a woman? A little late for that."

"Yeah, I know, but still... you've been acting weird."

"You mean acting sexy? Haha, I'm just having fun! Don't you like watching the water flow down my new ass?"

"I-- um--"

"Ohh, I get it! You want a sexy girl body of your own! Why didn't you say so?"

"What?!? No! Bill, get away from me with that hose!!"

Friendly Joggers

I can't believe how much friendlier everyone seems after my transformation. Every guy I've passed on the trail today has had such a big smile on their face!

Heavy Competition

In an effort to boost spring break tourism, the town of Crystal Beach organized a gender bender bikini contest with a $1000 grand prize.

Unfortunately for most of the men, only the winner was allowed to change back afterwards.

Fortunately for the rest, the response was so great that multiple categories were added the next year. Looks like an impressive turnout in the pregnant division...

An Impossible Task

"You know, I have such a pretty face. Would it kill you to smile a little?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, it's just hard to be cheery when I've been carrying your TITS around all week!"

That earned me a disapproving look. "Don't forget, I could make this much worse for you."

Poor Reviews

"This is the worst spring break ever. Did you even look at reviews for this place before you booked it?"

Fashion Advice

Since becoming a girl, I've had to relearn just about every part of my life. That includes things as basic as getting dressed.

What do you think? Does this tie go with these boobs?

Monkey Business

The girls watched with mild interest as two men in suits came racing up to them.

"Excuse me, ladies," the taller man said. "We may or may not be looking for a rogue wizard who's been running around flipping people's genders. Do you have any information you could share?"