Gift Advice

Hey fellas! If you're planning to give your wife or girlfriend sexy lingerie for Christmas this year, just be absolutely certain that it's a gift she'll appreciate.

Otherwise, you might hear the phrase, "If you like it so much, maybe YOU should wear it!"

Of course, I won't tell if you want to pick up something for yourself this year.

Happy Turkey Day!

Happy Thanksgiving to all my American readers, and happy Thursday to the rest of you! I'm thankful for all you weirdos out there who enjoy my dirty little stories ;)

Hope everyone gets all the stuffing they can handle today!!

Were You Naughty Or Nice This Year?

Hi there, faithful readers! Hopefully Santa was good to you this year. Sorry about the lack of posting recently! I've been a little... tied up with other things.

I'm going to fire up the ol' caption engine again in 2020, on a more relaxed posting schedule. I genuinely enjoy the creative outlet, but my old self-imposed schedule made it feel like work when it should have been fun. Let's make this fun together in the new year! Once we're up and running a little, I'll try and put out some polls and other feedback tools to see what you fine folks want to read. If I wanted to do this just for myself, I'd print out my posts and tape them to the wall, as a totally normal, non-crazy person might do.

So strap in, strap on, and stay tuned!

Hey guys, bad news. I left my browser open and my wife found everything. All my captions, saved pictures, bookmarks... Not good. My stomach is rolling over right now I'm so anxious. I'm typing this on my phone from the other room. Hoping I can calm her down. Not sure if I should try to blame it on a virus or something or just tell her the truth.

Crap, she's coming back  Hitting post wish me luck

Update: great news! Click here ;)