
"Quit touching me!" I shouted as we entered the principal's office. "You're not even a real freaking cop!"
The man inside looked up from his desk with a furrowed brow. "Ernie, what's going on here?"
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"Oh, hello there. You might be wondering why Carl is handcuffed to the headboard and why I'm sitting on top of him. There's, a, um, perfectly reasonable explanation..."