Helping a Friend

A floorboard squeaked as I came around the corner, causing the curvaceous blonde to stand up and look my way. "Oh, hey Caleb, I was just finishing some laundry."

Lust for Wife

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Double or Nothing

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Pushing My Buttons

"Well, do you see the release?" I asked with growing concern.

"Just hang on, I've almost got it," James grumbled as his hands prodded along my neck.

Suddenly, my head snapped to the left. Before I could get past my initial confusion, my mouth opened unexpectedly. "Diagnostic mode activated." My voice somehow sounded feminine and robotic at the same time.

Learning a Lesson the Hard Way

A few days ago, I screwed up big time. I love my wife, but our sex life had grown stale. My first mistake was telling my friend Aaron about it. "Have you tried a little dirty talk? Women love that."

"Not Heather. If I tried that, I'd be sleeping on the couch for a week."

"Oh, come on. I'll bet she'd be thrilled if her husband finally grew a pair and treated her like a slut in bed. It's all about role-playing and power dynamics and shit."

How Did This Happen?

Brooke had told me time after time about her loser boyfriend, how he could never keep a decent job or contribute around their apartment. I tried to be a supportive friend, but one day I finally blurted out, "I can't listen to this again. All you ever do is complain about this guy! I'm trying to think of one good reason out of everything you've told me why you shouldn't just break up with him!"

No Such Thing As Too Much Fun

"Hey Dylan? I wanna be super serious with you, alright?"

"Yeah man, like... no prolem. Wass up?"

"OK, this is exactly what I want to talk about. You know that body can't handle liquor like your regular one, right?"

"Yeah, totally."

"Aaand, when we get too drunk, we make bad decisions, right?"

"Are you stil mad about that guy from las night? I'll be quieter next time, god."

"No, I'm not--"

"You could get laid too you know, for real. You're kinda short but you have great tits. Look at 'em! If I felt any attraction for girls right now, I would eat you out soo hard. God I love that this is a nude beach."

"*Sigh*... OK, look. I get that you're having fun. But remember: every time you-- hey, look at me! Every time you have sex, it adds another week before you'll change back."

"Don't be jealous, you can toally catch up."

"Look, I'm not jealous, I'm just--"

"Aright, shut up for a second... So if it's eight. No, wait, if it's nine, but the first one was a blow jay and the last one was in my butt. How long do I still have boobs?"

"Dylan, you absolute slu--"

"Oh shit, they're doing shots at the tiki bar!"

What Are Friends For?

"OK, look, I'll show them to you one time. Happy?"

"That was like half a second! I don't get why you're making such a big deal out of it."

"Because I just turned into a girl three days ago! Maybe I'm not comfortable showing you my freaking tits any time you ask."

"Dude, we fucked last night."

"First of all, rude. Secondly, that was a one-time thing and a mistake and never should have happened!"

"Alright, jeez. You wanna go grab something to eat?"

"Yeah, sure. Hey..."

"What?"

"What if we made it, like, a two-time thing?"

Finding New Interests

Tom leaned his head back and sighed. "Ethan, dude, what are we doing?"

Tomorrow For Sure

 "Seriously Austin, we need to figure this out, like, yesterday. I keep fighting it, but every day I just want your dick more and more."

A Lot to Learn

"Yeah you can touch them, that's the whole point. Go ahead, give the girls a squeeze..."

"Woah, stop, stop, stop. What the fuck are you doing? It's like you're trying to honk a bicycle horn. I know you haven't been having much luck with the ladies, and I agreed to turn myself into this chick--who is way out of your league, by the way--so you could practice and get your confidence up, but damn dude! Have you ever even gotten past second base?"

"Ok, come on, calm down. I'm the only one allowed to be a bitch right now, got it? Let's reset everything and I'll take the lead for a while until you feel ready to make a move. Jeez, the things I'll do for a friend in need..."

High Stakes

"You ready to tap out?"

Zach laughed in Evan's altered face. "Ha! You think I'd be scared off by these titties? You wish, bitch!"

Evan tried to smirk confidently, but it was hard to mask his internal turmoil. This game of chicken had been escalating all day. Messing with the spellbook had been a bad idea. So was using it to give themselves these bodies, and even more making them extremely horny. He could just lean in and kiss the gorgeous blonde in bed next to him, and forget about the whole thing...

Zach spoke again, snapping Evan out of his daydream. "Alright, Joe here is ready to fuck us both. First one to make him cum is king of the house for a week!"

Try It, You'll Like It!

Hey! You should try one of these drinks, they're sooo good.

What? Are you scared of turning into a girl like we did?

I mean, you will.

Oh, you definitely will. But you're thinking of it like that's a bad thing!

Yeah! We're having so much fun!

It's a total game-changer. It's so much more relaxing. No pressure, you can order all the fruity drinks you want, spend an hour at the spa--

And oh. my. god. The sex is incredible.

It's true! I know you don't think you want to have sex with guys. But after your body changes, and you start experimenting with all the ways you can make it feel good, you start to think differently about it.

You might find yourself eyeing up the bartender, and asking him when he gets off.

Or the trainer who runs the fitness classes.

Or the towel boy at the pool.

Shut up, you slept with the towel boy? You slut!

Oh come on, we both thought he was cute! And he did this thing with his tongue, where he--

Ahem, the point is, we're here on vacation.

Have some fun!

Live a little!

Just one sip?

Still Mad

"Dude, you have no idea how pissed I am at you."

"Oh come on, how was I supposed to know this is what would happen when I booked the couple's package? I just thought it was an easy way to get free breakfast included."

"Yeah, well, don't get any big ideas."

"Light"-weight

"Those guys I was dancing with, they were SO friendly! We should go dance more, Kyle!"

"Yup, but it's closing time, remember?" I murmured while trying to move the drunk girl's legs away from the door. The sooner I could close it, the sooner we could put an end to this bonkers night.

Sharing With Friends

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Broken Promises

By the time I felt him tensing up, it was too late.

"Are you fucking kidding me?!"

He just grinned sheepishly as cum dribbled down my chin. "Right, like you wouldn't have done the same thing."

"No, asshole, I wouldn't have! We had a deal: you'd give me the concert tickets if I let you turn into a girl and suck you off, but you swore you wouldn't come in my mouth!"

"Yeah, I guess I lied. In fact, I never had any intention of giving you the tickets. How about this for a new deal: you go to the concert with me as my sexy date and blow me again after, and then I'll change you back?"

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?"

Just Stretching

I turned my head as I heard him stop in the doorway. "Oh hey, Logan, I'm just getting your mom's yoga routine in. Did you know she's crazy flexible?"

"Yeah, that's um, that's great, Carter. I just don't really need to see a demonstration, OK?" He turned his face--my old face--in embarrassment. I loved it.

A Friend In Need

Noah and I had been friends since third grade, so it killed me to think he'd be leaving for college in the fall as a virgin. I don't think he's ever even kissed a girl. He's a great guy, but he has absolutely no confidence around the opposite sex.

Given that my dad is somehow a genius inventor with dozens of government contracts, while simultaneously using the easiest passwords to crack, it didn't take me long to come up with a solution.

Final Fantasy XXX

"Are you sure this is going to work?" asked the costumed brunette as we approached the door.

"For the hundredth time, yes. Don't get your panties in a knot." Ethan glowered at me.