Lust for Wife

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Finding New Interests

Tom leaned his head back and sighed. "Ethan, dude, what are we doing?"

Conference Call

I mumbled weakly into the phone, "I have to talk to you about something, hon."

"This better be fucking important, Keith. I already had to take a break from looking at jobs to make my own fucking lunch, when you should be here doing that. I don't even know why I let you go to that place!"

Like Herding Cats

"Here, let's try this one."

"No, you idiot, that spell made our boobs grow."

"Yeah, but Kyle's are bigger than mine."

"Hey, I found one that turns a man into your sex slave."

"How on earth is that going to help us?"

"We could try it, you know, just to see what happens."

"Nobody is turning anybody into their sex slave!"

"Can we at least take a break and make out some more?"

"God, you guys are impossible! Fine, we can make out for five minutes, then we have to keep working on changing back. No orgies this time!"

Mommy Issues

I stormed out of the bathroom and into our rented master bedroom. "What the actual fuck, Taylor?"

"You don't like it?" my girlfriend asked, lip curled in a pout. "You agreed we'd use my magic for a little kinky lesbian sex while we were on vacation."

Even as pissed off as I was, she was still crazy hot. I wore the same outfit as her, a bra and pair of panties, but I also wore something much less sexy: the body of my mother. "No, of course I don't like it! I don't want to be in my mom's body, PERIOD, much less for anything in bed!"

Mixing Up The Calendar

"Yes, the owners of this home are looking to downsize now that their children have moved out. If you'll follow me into the-- oh my god!!"

"Holy fu-- Barb! I thought you weren't showing the house until tomorrow!"

"Babe, just relax, there's no need to be embarrassed. Hi folks, I'm Norman! My wife and I are happy to answer any questions. Let me know if anyone would like to see the bedrooms!"

A Friendly Wager

"It really is a nice table. You're a moron for buying it, but you could've done worse." Michelle and I had been friends ever since we were kids, so it was no surprise when she gave me shit about the old pool table I'd bought secondhand.

Give It A Try

"So then I took his dick, and-- yeah, just squeeze your tits around it, like that," the brunette instructed while guiding the shower wand between her voluptuous friends cleavage. "He only made it about five pumps before he couldn't wait any longer."

"Dude, I still can't believe you're fucking guys."

Home Early

"Hey honey! So, you're home, like, super early from your conference. I promise, this isn't what it looks like!" I could only lie there, the silence pierced by my exposed nipples.

Smile for the Camera

I knew I was caught the moment Carl barged into my room. "Yo, Eli, you seen my--holy fuck, what are you doing? Are you a fuckin' cam whore?"

Three's Company

"Oh, hello there. You might be wondering why Carl is handcuffed to the headboard and why I'm sitting on top of him. There's, a, um, perfectly reasonable explanation..."

"Harvey's gonna fuck me!"

"OK, yeah. We might be in female bodies, but our minds are still very much male and very much horny. So, if you don't mind, could you turn around and lock the door behind you?"

"Ooh, unless you wanna join us?"

Twelve Drummers Drumming

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Ignorance is Bliss

"Oh man, this is so hot! Sure, I'm in my sister's body, but I'm finally making out with Stacy!" thought Kevin.

"This is incredible! I swapped bodies with my sister and an hour later I'm making out with Megan!" thought Adam.