Sometimes

Sometimes when you cheat, you get caught.

Sometimes, you find out the hard way that your girlfriend is a witch.

Sometimes, the only thing to do is march across town in heels and skintight shorts to beg her for forgiveness and to change you back.

Sometimes.

Other times...

You might take a minute to explore your new body first. You might grab the massive hooters hanging from your chest, only to find them overflowing in your dainty fingers.

You might finger your new pussy for an hour, gradually soaking your bedsheets and filling the room with the musk of a dozen orgasms.

And then, you might end up at a seedy motel, texting the address and a sexy picture of yourself to a few of your buddies.

That's why you should never upset a witch.

Sometimes.

Don't Mess With Tradition

I learned a lot in my first month working at Parker & Schmidt. Sales tricks, ways to play the legal system, and, oh yeah, how to squeeze my tits into a low-cut dress. You might call that last bit unprofessional, especially since I was a dude on my first day, but every new hire gets initiated this way.

Seven Swans A-Swimming

Fun fact: being pregnant is extremely uncomfortable. I spent most of the night rolling around and generally sleeping like garbage. After finally nodding off for a few hours, I woke up to a text message on the phone next to me.

"Meet me by the pool." I looked down, still seeing my round belly and swollen boobs. Apparently George planned to give me today's gift when I got there, which meant he wanted me to waddle around in my big, pregnant body a little longer. What an asshole.

Wasting Wishes

I stared bug-eyed at the oddly-dressed little man who had materialized in my kitchen. "So wait, you're an actual, for real genie?"

Mmm... Forbidden Donuts...

​Hi there! I brought you some delicious donuts! You should try one (or a few). I promise I have no ulterior motives!