Learning a Lesson the Hard Way

A few days ago, I screwed up big time. I love my wife, but our sex life had grown stale. My first mistake was telling my friend Aaron about it. "Have you tried a little dirty talk? Women love that."

"Not Heather. If I tried that, I'd be sleeping on the couch for a week."

"Oh, come on. I'll bet she'd be thrilled if her husband finally grew a pair and treated her like a slut in bed. It's all about role-playing and power dynamics and shit."

Superfreaky Friday

Wow, your mom and dad are really going at it. Pretty hot, don't you think?

"Shut up! We both know that's Madison and my mom. Wife! Fuck. Madison and my WIFE."

Well, whoever they are, they're fucking like rabbits in there. Your daughter sure took to your body in a hurry.

Getting Sent to the Principal's Office

"Quit touching me!" I shouted as we entered the principal's office. "You're not even a real freaking cop!"

The man inside looked up from his desk with a furrowed brow. "Ernie, what's going on here?"

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Subtlety Will Get You Nowhere

When the doctors told me I'd developed a case of second puberty at the end of junior year, it admittedly freaked me out. As if high school wasn't bad enough already, now I'd have to spend my final year adjusting to a female body?