Mothers' Day Chores

"Yes, I'm loading the stupid dirt into your van... Uh huh... Yeah... Yes... Oh my god, Mom, I'm doing it exactly like you said! Promise me you're not doing anything weird in my body..." 

Lust for Wife

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Working Out The Kinks With New Technology

"I still can't believe you went through with it."

"Come on, you know you would have done it. I walk around in Lisa's body for a weekend, do one interview with the professor afterwards, and I get $1000 and a free course credit. I'm literally making money in my sleep."

How Did This Happen?

Brooke had told me time after time about her loser boyfriend, how he could never keep a decent job or contribute around their apartment. I tried to be a supportive friend, but one day I finally blurted out, "I can't listen to this again. All you ever do is complain about this guy! I'm trying to think of one good reason out of everything you've told me why you shouldn't just break up with him!"

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Losing His Mind and Finding Hers

"Jason? Jas-- I mean, Kristen? Are you home?"

It was getting worse every day. She'd used that weird medallion to switch our bodies last week, and I feel myself slipping into her personality, her identity, more and more.

Why?

"So Charles, is there anything I can get you?" Why did I invite him in? Why don't I just stop whatever this is I'm doing and kick him out?

"Um, no, Mrs. Wells, thank you."

"Please, it's Ms. Wells, or just Angie." Why can't I just say it shouldn't be Ms. or Mrs.?

Superfreaky Friday

Wow, your mom and dad are really going at it. Pretty hot, don't you think?

"Shut up! We both know that's Madison and my mom. Wife! Fuck. Madison and my WIFE."

Well, whoever they are, they're fucking like rabbits in there. Your daughter sure took to your body in a hurry.

Conference Call

I mumbled weakly into the phone, "I have to talk to you about something, hon."

"This better be fucking important, Keith. I already had to take a break from looking at jobs to make my own fucking lunch, when you should be here doing that. I don't even know why I let you go to that place!"

Not Again!!

Brrr, it's chilly all of a sudden. What the-- where are my pants?

Oh, hell no. Tiny black skirt... goddamn tits on my chest... and how does she have so much fucking hair??

That's three times this month, and I'm sick of it. She swaps us whenever she feels like it, with no warning and no consideration! It just makes me so MAD! I can't take it any more!!

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Not the Girl of His Dreams

I'd wanted to be a woman my whole life. I knew it was impossible, but that didn't mean it couldn't be a fun fantasy all the same. Then, one day, out of nowhere, I got the letter.

It had no signature, no return address, nothing to trace it back to anyone. But it was addressed to me, and my eyes widened as I read.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

I broke up with Alicia about a month ago. Our sex life was insanely hot, but I guess part of that was due to her being, well, insane. We didn't have much else in common, so I ended it.

Alicia didn't like that. At all.

Joke's On Them

If you spotted these ladies out on the town, you'd probably assume they were two girlfriends catching up over a few glasses of wine. Of course, if you overheard any of their conversation, you'd learn a much different story.

The woman in purple, showing off her smooth, creamy legs, burst into laughter. "I just got a text from Jamie. They're at the park wondering where we are!"

The woman in green nearly choked on her drink as she joined the giggle fit. "Are you serious? I thought for sure they were planning to skip town and leave us 'stuck' like this!"

"I know! Do they honestly think I'd give up these puppies without a fight?" asked the first woman, as she gave her breasts a squeeze.

"They're probably going to be upset," her friend mused as she played with a long lock of hair. "In an hour, this is permanent."

"Oh, please. We'll spread our legs one time, and they'll never bring it up again."

"If that's the case, I hope they bring it up every night!"

An Impossible Task

"You know, I have such a pretty face. Would it kill you to smile a little?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, it's just hard to be cheery when I've been carrying your TITS around all week!"

That earned me a disapproving look. "Don't forget, I could make this much worse for you."

Going Back on the Deal

"What do you mean we're not switching back?"

"Seriously? Look at what you did to my body!"

With a dumbfounded expression, Tom mumbled, "I mean, I guess I've put on a little weight while you were away..."

Embracing Their Swap

I shouldn't have gone in. I knew what was coming. I'd seen the unfamiliar car outside, and I could hear the sounds coming from behind the door. Still, it's awfully startling seeing your own naked body riding on top of some stranger's cock.

Taking Control

"Yeah, now I'm gonna, um, have my way with you... bitch? Hey, quit laughing!"

"Om thorry, ooh ged tho cude drynng do loog tuff! Leth do id again."

Keep Smiling

"Oh Carrie, you're positively glowing! Hold still, I need one more picture for Aunt Margaret."

I'm going to kill my sister. At least, if her swollen feet and aching back don't kill me first.

You Look Stupid

"Durrrr, I was a gorgeous chick who stole an unsuspecting guy's body to go on his vacation to Cancun! Durrrr, for some insane reason, I thought he'd be willing to swap back when I got home!" He paused, then switched to an annoyed sneer. "That's you right now, you dumb bitch."

I could only stare in horror. I'd never considered Emmett refusing to change back. The spell only worked when both people agreed. It was easy enough to trick him the first time, but now he knew what I was up to. I couldn't be stuck in his dumb boy body!

"Have fun, 'Emmett.' I'm off to meet MY boyfriend!" I watched my old body and life bounce away in a denim miniskirt. God, I was going to miss my ass. My round, firm, sexy... oh! My very first erection. Awkward.

A Matter of Self-Control

Courtney, my wife, was gorgeous, but always complaining about her weight. "If I lost 10 pounds, I'd look so much better." Every time, I'd reassure her that she was the sexiest woman I'd ever met, and there was no need to change anything about herself.

After the hundredth time, though, I was sick of hearing about it. "Ugh! You know you don't need to, but if you really want to lose weight, just get some self-control and do it already!"