Double or Nothing

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Boobs and Hair? Don't Care

David thought he'd finally come up with a foolproof plan for getting laid. When his roommate Josh came home one night, David hit him with a transformation spell and watched as Josh's form reshaped, shrinking in some places and growing in others. Moments later, the former man was a gorgeous woman.

"Haha, it worked!" David crowed. "I'm sorry I had to do this to you, but I'm sick of being a virgin. All you have to do is sleep with me one time and I'll change you back."

Josh stood in silence for a minute before replying, "Yeah, that's not gonna happen."

David blinked in confusion. "Wh-what do you mean? You have to, otherwise I won't change you back!"

"Dude, no offense, but you suck. Why would I want to sleep with you?" He looked away from David to peek down his shirt. "Oh, these are nice."

"But... but your body is supposed to be attracted to guys now!"

"Really? So if I picture, like, Chris Hemsworth shirtless... Oh yeah, you're right. Excuse me, I'll be in my room for a little bit."

David stood in shock, unable to comprehend what had just happened or the muffled sounds coming from behind Josh's door.

It's been a week now, and David is starting to suspect Josh doesn't care if he ever changes back...

Nothing Suspicious Here

Oh, hi there! I didn't think you were getting back until tomorrow night.

What? No, of course I haven't been drinking your fitness shakes. You couldn't have been more clear, they're for women only. I'm just grabbing, a, um, a beer.

Oh, by the way, the strangest thing happened while you were away. Your dresser popped open, all by itself, and a purple vibrator fell out. Then, it rolled down the hallway into my room and somehow bounced up on my nightstand. I could hardly believe it!

Say, one more thing. Did you happen to go through a lesbian phase in college at all? Just curious.

The Flashing Roommate

Ugh, every damn time. Nick would get out of the shower, then "accidentally" drop his towel in front of me. "Haha, like what you see, big guy?" We had been roommates for a month and I couldn't wait to move out.