The Creative Process

"What's your-- are you fucking kidding me right now? What's your motivation?"

"Yeah," I replied. "Like, I know I'm a horny housewife or whatever, but like, what are my dreams in life, you know?"

Some Excuse

Even after becoming a girl, TJ refused to give up his collection of dirty magazines. Now that he can see a naked woman any time he wants, opening up a nude centerfold has lost some of its thrill.

Lately, TJ has actually been doing the thing every guy uses as an excuse: he's reading the articles. This issue in particular includes a feature he finds extremely interesting. The title is "Try These Tips to Give Your Girl a Mind-Blowing Orgasm!"