Today, 7:43 PM
So I guess this is me now
Lmao dude, you're tiny
I can't believe she did that to you
Yeah, no shit
Notice anything else?
Ummm, no
Am I supposed to?
Omg, there's no way I was that oblivious when I was a guy... Gotta do everything myself I guess
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Today, 11:04 PM
HOLY SHIT I'M SO FUCKING STUPID
Dude are you still up??
Come on, can't believe I missed my shot!!