February 13, 2023

Capture the Opportunity

Today, 7:43 PM

So I guess this is me now

Lmao dude, you're tiny

I can't believe she did that to you

Yeah, no shit

Notice anything else?

Ummm, no

Am I supposed to?

Omg, there's no way I was that oblivious when I was a guy... Gotta do everything myself I guess

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Today, 11:04 PM

HOLY SHIT I'M SO FUCKING STUPID

Dude are you still up??

Come on, can't believe I missed my shot!!