Mothers' Day Chores

"Yes, I'm loading the stupid dirt into your van... Uh huh... Yeah... Yes... Oh my god, Mom, I'm doing it exactly like you said! Promise me you're not doing anything weird in my body..." 

Lust for Wife

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Blackmail Booty Call

Stupid fucking Gabe. We left high school a decade ago, but he keeps finding more and more extreme ways to torture me. I still don't fully believe this is real.

I held the phone up, trying not to gag for multiple reasons, and snapped a photo of Melissa's face.