Imprisoned in Pink

"Ok Tracy, it's time for you to go away for a minute.  I need to speak with Carl."

"Aww, but he's no fun! Can't I stay? I'm sure I can help with anything you need..."

"Don't worry, this won't take long. Carl, time to wake up."

Wedding Day Bliss

"Can we wrap this up soon?" I asked Hank quietly.

"Yeah, just a little longer, we need to be sure we've sold it."

"Alright, fine." I squirmed uncomfortably in my seat. Damn bridal underwear. "Your cousin has been giving me creepy looks since the ceremony".

You Know What To Do

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The Stranger: A Friendly Visit

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Great Shift, New Dynamics

"Mm, Chloe, I'm so glad we found each other after the Shift."

"Me too, babe."

Working Out The Kinks With New Technology

"I still can't believe you went through with it."

"Come on, you know you would have done it. I walk around in Lisa's body for a weekend, do one interview with the professor afterwards, and I get $1000 and a free course credit. I'm literally making money in my sleep."

Learning a Lesson the Hard Way

A few days ago, I screwed up big time. I love my wife, but our sex life had grown stale. My first mistake was telling my friend Aaron about it. "Have you tried a little dirty talk? Women love that."

"Not Heather. If I tried that, I'd be sleeping on the couch for a week."

"Oh, come on. I'll bet she'd be thrilled if her husband finally grew a pair and treated her like a slut in bed. It's all about role-playing and power dynamics and shit."