What Are Friends For?

"OK, look, I'll show them to you one time. Happy?"

"That was like half a second! I don't get why you're making such a big deal out of it."

"Because I just turned into a girl three days ago! Maybe I'm not comfortable showing you my freaking tits any time you ask."

"Dude, we fucked last night."

"First of all, rude. Secondly, that was a one-time thing and a mistake and never should have happened!"

"Alright, jeez. You wanna go grab something to eat?"

"Yeah, sure. Hey..."

"What?"

"What if we made it, like, a two-time thing?"