"OK, look, I'll show them to you one time. Happy?"
"That was like half a second! I don't get why you're making such a big deal out of it."
"Because I just turned into a girl three days ago! Maybe I'm not comfortable showing you my freaking tits any time you ask."
"Dude, we fucked last night."
"First of all, rude. Secondly, that was a one-time thing and a mistake and never should have happened!"
"Alright, jeez. You wanna go grab something to eat?"
"Yeah, sure. Hey..."
"What?"
"What if we made it, like, a two-time thing?"
She can do a lot better than a dork! She should get herself a real man! She'll love it!
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