Working Out The Kinks With New Technology

"I still can't believe you went through with it."

"Come on, you know you would have done it. I walk around in Lisa's body for a weekend, do one interview with the professor afterwards, and I get $1000 and a free course credit. I'm literally making money in my sleep."

Learning a Lesson the Hard Way

A few days ago, I screwed up big time. I love my wife, but our sex life had grown stale. My first mistake was telling my friend Aaron about it. "Have you tried a little dirty talk? Women love that."

"Not Heather. If I tried that, I'd be sleeping on the couch for a week."

"Oh, come on. I'll bet she'd be thrilled if her husband finally grew a pair and treated her like a slut in bed. It's all about role-playing and power dynamics and shit."

Office Slut with Standards

The knock at my office door caused me to turn around, and the figure in the doorway caused me to scowl. "Dammit Ronny, how many different ways do I need to tell you to fuck off?"