You bite eagerly into the donut, only to discover a sweet, juicy center. Blueberry! You quickly take a second bite, and a third. For a moment, you feel wonderful as the donut fills you up. Your pleasure dissipates, however, as you start to grow a little too full. Despite feeling bloated and uncomfortable, you can't resist finishing the delicious pastry.
An unexpected gurgle from your stomach draws your gaze downward. Your eyes widen in alarm as you see your gut pressing out forcefully against your shirt, severely stretching the fabric. Taking a more thorough look at yourself, you discover the same swelling in your arms, legs, and butt. Not only that, something is wrong with your skin: it's turning blue!
You barely manage to call 911 before a fog of delirium descends. Vivid flashbacks race through your mind to that movie where the girl swells up after chewing some gum. Look everyone, you think, I'm the incredible human blueberry! The paramedics arrive to find you dazed and naked, your clothes ripped to shreds by your body that's as wide as it is tall. Your skin is a dark blue, and seems to contain a tremendous volume of liquid just below the surface. The last thing you register before blacking out is someone yelling, "We have to drain the fluid, or she'll explode!"
A few months after the donut fiasco, you're still trying to get your life back together. The doctors called it an extreme reaction to severely tainted blueberries. The donut chain wrote you a huge check to keep you from suing. It's a good thing, too, because the EMT on the scene said your old home looked like someone bombed a Smurf village. They declared it a hazmat area and destroyed everything you owned. However, you wasted no time before going on a shopping spree for all sorts of adorable outfits. Despite assurances that you've been drained back to normal proportions, you can't shake the feeling that your butt is still much bigger than it used to be.
Walking around with blue skin was strange at first, but like anything, the novelty eventually wore off. You even met a guy who finds it sexy. Turns out, there's a whole blueberry girl fetish community out there! You just wish he would stop trying to feed you more blueberry donuts. The doctors say the reaction shouldn't ever happen again, and your skin will eventually fade to normal, but that doesn't keep the calories from expanding your butt the old fashioned way!
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