The Race

"Alright, the rules are simple. First one to orgasm gets to go back to their male body, while the loser has to stay female and do whatever the other wants."

"Yeah, I'm still not so sure about this."

"OK, fine. The winner gets to stay female. On your mark, get set, go!"

Busting Out

"You know what, I don't even care that you turned me into a girl. That's just how few fucks I give about you."

"Fuck you. For my second wish, I wish Brad would grow a pair of, just, like, stupidly big tits."

"Wow, way to waste another wish. If I didn't care before, what-- oh, shit. Goddamn this shirt is tight! Can't breath... have to... urghhh-- ooohhh, that's better."

"I'll say it is!"

Learning His Lesson

I'd blown every penny I'd made from my crappy job, but it was all worth it. There I was, Mrs. Pine's naked body smiling back at me from her bathroom mirror. She might have been a little bit older, but damn if she wasn't still one of the hottest teachers at my school.

When I got back to my own body, these pictures would make me a god among my classmates and give me wanking material for the rest of the year. I felt her nipples--my nipples for the next few hours--stiffen up at the thought.

Mixing Up The Calendar

"Yes, the owners of this home are looking to downsize now that their children have moved out. If you'll follow me into the-- oh my god!!"

"Holy fu-- Barb! I thought you weren't showing the house until tomorrow!"

"Babe, just relax, there's no need to be embarrassed. Hi folks, I'm Norman! My wife and I are happy to answer any questions. Let me know if anyone would like to see the bedrooms!"

Not the Girl of His Dreams

I'd wanted to be a woman my whole life. I knew it was impossible, but that didn't mean it couldn't be a fun fantasy all the same. Then, one day, out of nowhere, I got the letter.

It had no signature, no return address, nothing to trace it back to anyone. But it was addressed to me, and my eyes widened as I read.

Nothing Suspicious Here

Oh, hi there! I didn't think you were getting back until tomorrow night.

What? No, of course I haven't been drinking your fitness shakes. You couldn't have been more clear, they're for women only. I'm just grabbing, a, um, a beer.

Oh, by the way, the strangest thing happened while you were away. Your dresser popped open, all by itself, and a purple vibrator fell out. Then, it rolled down the hallway into my room and somehow bounced up on my nightstand. I could hardly believe it!

Say, one more thing. Did you happen to go through a lesbian phase in college at all? Just curious.

Sincere Apologies

"Hey James, I-- oh come on! We talked about this!"

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable that I'm stuck with this body."

"Yeah, yeah, sorry. Can you at least do this in your room or something?"

"That's one idea. Or what if I did this instead? Ohhh, come here big boy. My pussy is soaking wet and I just need your big, juicy cock to fill it all up!" 

"I, um, uh... I have to go."

"Mmm, no, come back and give me a nice hard fucking! No, James, seriously, come back! Dammit, what does a guy have to do to get laid around here?

No Logical Explanation

"Oh my god, I gained another two pounds this week! I don't understand, I've been eating super healthy!"

"You-- wait, you really don't get it?"

"No! I know girls always talk about how hard it is to lose weight, but there's still no way I should be getting this fat!"

"You're not getting fat, you're... oof. Tell me, where do you feel like you've been getting bigger?"

"First of all, rude. But I guess it's mostly been my gut. Although some has definitely gone to my boobs, so that's nice."

"OK. And what was literally the first thing we did after you convinced me who you really were?"

"Hehe. Oh man, we did it so many times that night! I had a brand new pussy, and I was too sore to use it for the next three days."

"Yeah, it was a lot of sex. Last question: how many times have you gotten your period since you became a girl?"

"My period? I guess I didn't think of that. I haven't-- ohhh... Oh, FUCK!!"

Cooling Off

"Oh man, it's soooo hot today. I think I'll just cool myself off with this hose here!"

"Dammit Bill, knock it off! You don't know what else that tainted water might do to you!"

"What, you're worried I might turn into a woman? A little late for that."

"Yeah, I know, but still... you've been acting weird."

"You mean acting sexy? Haha, I'm just having fun! Don't you like watching the water flow down my new ass?"

"I-- um--"

"Ohh, I get it! You want a sexy girl body of your own! Why didn't you say so?"

"What?!? No! Bill, get away from me with that hose!!"

Can't Help It

The photographer popped out from behind his camera. "Hey, Phil, you're doing it again."

My lips curled even further upwards. "Sorry, I can't go two minutes without smiling ever since I changed."

"I get it, every former guy I work with says the same thing. But I need to get some good shots. Can you pretend to be upset about being half naked and tied to the wall?"

My pussy tingled at the thought and my nipples strained against the skintight fabric of my bodysuit. "Not when you put it that way!"

A Friendly Wager

"It really is a nice table. You're a moron for buying it, but you could've done worse." Michelle and I had been friends ever since we were kids, so it was no surprise when she gave me shit about the old pool table I'd bought secondhand.

Some Excuse

Even after becoming a girl, TJ refused to give up his collection of dirty magazines. Now that he can see a naked woman any time he wants, opening up a nude centerfold has lost some of its thrill.

Lately, TJ has actually been doing the thing every guy uses as an excuse: he's reading the articles. This issue in particular includes a feature he finds extremely interesting. The title is "Try These Tips to Give Your Girl a Mind-Blowing Orgasm!"