Hey! You should try one of these drinks, they're sooo good.
What? Are you scared of turning into a girl like we did?
I mean, you will.
Oh, you definitely will. But you're thinking of it like that's a bad thing!
Yeah! We're having so much fun!
It's a total game-changer. It's so much more relaxing. No pressure, you can order all the fruity drinks you want, spend an hour at the spa--
And oh. my. god. The sex is incredible.
It's true! I know you don't think you want to have sex with guys. But after your body changes, and you start experimenting with all the ways you can make it feel good, you start to think differently about it.
You might find yourself eyeing up the bartender, and asking him when he gets off.
Or the trainer who runs the fitness classes.
Or the towel boy at the pool.
Shut up, you slept with the towel boy? You slut!
Oh come on, we both thought he was cute! And he did this thing with his tongue, where he--
Ahem, the point is, we're here on vacation.
Have some fun!
Live a little!
Just one sip?
What? Are you scared of turning into a girl like we did?
I mean, you will.
Oh, you definitely will. But you're thinking of it like that's a bad thing!
Yeah! We're having so much fun!
It's a total game-changer. It's so much more relaxing. No pressure, you can order all the fruity drinks you want, spend an hour at the spa--
And oh. my. god. The sex is incredible.
It's true! I know you don't think you want to have sex with guys. But after your body changes, and you start experimenting with all the ways you can make it feel good, you start to think differently about it.
You might find yourself eyeing up the bartender, and asking him when he gets off.
Or the trainer who runs the fitness classes.
Or the towel boy at the pool.
Shut up, you slept with the towel boy? You slut!
Oh come on, we both thought he was cute! And he did this thing with his tongue, where he--
Ahem, the point is, we're here on vacation.
Have some fun!
Live a little!
Just one sip?
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