How To Get Away With TG

Hello, dear readers! I know that some members of this little community feel the need to conceal their salacious tastes from others living in the same household. With that in mind, I'd like to share some helpful tips I've gathered over the years. Feel free to share your own in the comments below!

1. Use a modern web browser with a private/incognito mode to view your favorite TG blogs. This will help avoid forgetting to clear your history on a shared device. You can also try installing a secondary browser if you're sure no one else will use it, or if you secretly want to be caught.


2. When "borrowing" clothing from a female housemate (e.g. wife, mom, sister) while they're away, always be sure to put things back exactly where you found them. If you're really concerned, you can take a picture of the drawer/closet first. Just be sure to delete the photos when you're done, because you do NOT want to explain why you have secret pictures of her panties.


3. Always use headphones when you want to listen to something with the volume turned up. As a bonus, a good set of headphones will dramatically improve the effects of those binaural sissy training videos. You know, the ones that totally aren't affecting you and that you can stop watching any time you want.


4. Be considerate when stealing makeup. A lot of this stuff is very expensive, so try to pick things she doesn't wear very often. Also, save your "dirty whore" look for special occasions, like your anniversary with her brother. Finally, avoid glitter altogether. Glitter is the herpes of the makeup world -- once you put it on, you will never get rid of it.


5. When wearing ladies' underwear in public, be sure your pants or male underwear sit high enough to conceal them. And for the love of god, wear a thong if your pants are tight. The last thing you need is panty lines.


6. If your partner asks why you're suddenly interested in shoving toys up your ass, tell her that you read it's a good way to maintain prostate health. [Author's note: moaning like a little bitch may undermine your credibility.]


7. To disguise the fact that you have boobs (whether through hormones or implants), start wearing baggy sweaters. Most people are too self-absorbed to notice, and those who do will just assume you got fat!


8. Let's say you're giving a blowjob to your secret lover/guy you met at a bar/guy you met on Craigslist. If you can't quite handle his load and some of it gets on your clothes, don't worry! Just soak or blot the area with cool water, as warm water may actually set the stain. Nobody's finding out what a slut you are today!