Demon Worship: Not Even Once

Hey. If you're ever thinking about summoning a demon lord, like, Ba'agrax the Sly for instance... just don't. Sure, you might think he can vanquish your enemies, or at least your high school bullies, but he's spent thousands of years earning that nickname.

After my ritual conjured Ba'agrax in a plume of flame, I got so excited that I forgot to choose my words carefully. I blurted out that I wanted people at school to like me more, without giving any specifics as to how he should interpret that.

I can't deny, he sure delivered. With how horny he made my new body, I've never been more popular, especially with the guys. I just wish they didn't know how much I love it when they finish on my face.