Girly Costume

"What do you think? Is it too girly?"

"Dude, have you seen your body? I think you crossed "too girly" about four cup sizes ago."

"Ugh, you're no help. I just really want to win this costume contest so I can rub it in Samantha's face. We had the perfect couple's costume and she broke up with me the day before Halloween. I wouldn't stand a chance in the men's solo contest, but winning against a bunch of girls will be a piece of cake. That'll show her!"

"Didn't she say the reason she left was you always taking things way too far?"

"Shut up! The old man who sold me that spell seemed completely legit. Dealing with tits for a few days will be worth the taste of victory."

"Alright, whatever. Can we go soon? You've tried at least a dozen costumes."

"Geez, fine. I guess that's what I get for taking a guy shopping."

"YOU'RE a guy!"

Tricks and Treats

Yeah, let me guess... you're wondering if I'm a "horny devil", right? Well, I'd be careful talking like that. The truth is, I was actually a guy too when I showed up at this party. I was on the prowl, just like you. I swear!

What's a Picture Really Worth?

"Thanks again for helping me with this photo shoot, sweetheart. I know it's awkward, but I really do appreciate it."

"Awkward? No, why would posing for pictures in my mother's lingerie, in my mother's body, be awkward?" I replied through gritted teeth. "Besides, it's not like I had much of a choice."

There He? She? is...

"So Bill, this is your first time competing for the title of Miss Gender Bender. Are you nervous?"

"No way, Dan. Not only have I brought my A-game this year, I've also brought my C-game."

"So I've noticed! Think we could give the viewers at home a better look?"

"Of course!"

Change of Plans

It took every fiber of my being to not explode in a white hot rage. Ironically, my anger stemmed from a different explosion of something hot and white. "Hey Jared..."

Getting into the Driver's Seat

"Hey Erik, check these out!"

"Dude, Josh, what the fuck?!? Put those away! Why would I want to look at my mom's fucking tits?"

Ignorance is Bliss

"Oh man, this is so hot! Sure, I'm in my sister's body, but I'm finally making out with Stacy!" thought Kevin.

"This is incredible! I swapped bodies with my sister and an hour later I'm making out with Megan!" thought Adam.