Working Out The Kinks With New Technology

"I still can't believe you went through with it."

"Come on, you know you would have done it. I walk around in Lisa's body for a weekend, do one interview with the professor afterwards, and I get $1000 and a free course credit. I'm literally making money in my sleep."

Learning a Lesson the Hard Way

A few days ago, I screwed up big time. I love my wife, but our sex life had grown stale. My first mistake was telling my friend Aaron about it. "Have you tried a little dirty talk? Women love that."

"Not Heather. If I tried that, I'd be sleeping on the couch for a week."

"Oh, come on. I'll bet she'd be thrilled if her husband finally grew a pair and treated her like a slut in bed. It's all about role-playing and power dynamics and shit."

Office Slut with Standards

The knock at my office door caused me to turn around, and the figure in the doorway caused me to scowl. "Dammit Ronny, how many different ways do I need to tell you to fuck off?"

Going in Deep

Agent Porter took his time with the belt, trying to buy a few more moments to think under the guise of foreplay.  It wasn't that he was unprepared for this.  Sexual acts had been a distinct possibility when he accepted the mission months ago, but he still wasn't looking forward to the idea.

Capture the Opportunity

Today, 7:43 PM

So I guess this is me now

Lmao dude, you're tiny

I can't believe she did that to you

Yeah, no shit

Notice anything else?

Ummm, no

Am I supposed to?

Omg, there's no way I was that oblivious when I was a guy... Gotta do everything myself I guess

?

Today, 11:04 PM

HOLY SHIT I'M SO FUCKING STUPID

Dude are you still up??

Come on, can't believe I missed my shot!!

Not Very Convincing

"Yo, Tyler."

"Yeah man, what's up?"

"Can you tell me one more time exactly how this all happened?"

"Dude, I told you, I was minding my own business, and this crazy witch comes out of nowhere. She points her magic wand or whatever at me, and then, bam! I've got this dumb girly body."

"Uh huh... And you definitely didn't do this to yourself with some spell you found on the internet?"

"Ha, no way dude! You think I would give myself these sweet tits and ass intentionally? That would be crazy!"

"For sure. And you're definitely not enjoying yourself, right?"

"Oh hell no! Being in this body, wearing these tight little outfits that show off my curves, it totally sucks."

"And when Chad came over the other night, that was just to study?"

"Exactly! I can't get another extension on my statistics exam, and Chad is acing the class and also I heard he had a huge cock. I don't get why you're being so weird about this!"

Play Ball(s)

"Yeah, the merchandise alone is gonna-- hang on, my star client just walked in, and he looks as excited as we are about the news!"

Bryce looked anything but excited. "Springfield, Kenny? Fucking Springfield??"