Smile for the Camera

I knew I was caught the moment Carl barged into my room. "Yo, Eli, you seen my--holy fuck, what are you doing? Are you a fuckin' cam whore?"

Three's Company

"Oh, hello there. You might be wondering why Carl is handcuffed to the headboard and why I'm sitting on top of him. There's, a, um, perfectly reasonable explanation..."

"Harvey's gonna fuck me!"

"OK, yeah. We might be in female bodies, but our minds are still very much male and very much horny. So, if you don't mind, could you turn around and lock the door behind you?"

"Ooh, unless you wanna join us?"

Monkey Business

The girls watched with mild interest as two men in suits came racing up to them.

"Excuse me, ladies," the taller man said. "We may or may not be looking for a rogue wizard who's been running around flipping people's genders. Do you have any information you could share?"

Taking Control

"Yeah, now I'm gonna, um, have my way with you... bitch? Hey, quit laughing!"

"Om thorry, ooh ged tho cude drynng do loog tuff! Leth do id again."

That's the Spot

"Ohh, god..."

When I turned into a girl, I swore I wouldn't give in to my new urges. No manicures, no lingerie, and definitely, absolutely no sex with guys.

Well, I ended up breaking all those rules and more today. The only thing I can think is: why didn't I do this sooner?

Prank War

"I told you I'd get you back!"

Keep Smiling

"Oh Carrie, you're positively glowing! Hold still, I need one more picture for Aunt Margaret."

I'm going to kill my sister. At least, if her swollen feet and aching back don't kill me first.