My Big Mouth

One more bite, then I have to stop. I've almost eaten the whole effing cake!

Not Sure If This Is Clean or Dirty

Frank loved his car. Nothing could change that fact, especially something as silly as transforming into a big-bootied bimbo.

The doctors called his reaction to the chemical spill a "freak chromosomal mutation." Whatever the case, it left him fully female, from head to huge, sexy butt.

Now, Frank had never been accused of being terribly bright before, but as Francine he seemed even dumber. Can you believe he forgot to roll the windows all the way up before washing his car?

Changing Things Up

I love seeing this look on their faces. It's a little bit surprise, a little bit fear, and hopefully a little bit arousal.

Miscalculation

I've always been into Asian girls. Well, I guess that's not 100% accurate. Truth be told, I always wanted to be a girl, and the idea of being an Asian girl was the hottest thing of all.

Dangerous Curves Ahead

A word of advice from one guy to another: if you ever get the chance to make a wish, be very careful how you word it. When I asked to be "the owner of an exotic car with sexy curves," I ended up with both!

A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing

For as long as anyone could remember, Andy had been a pretentious douche. He was the type who would overhear someone else's conversation, then butt in to explain how they were "actually..." wrong.

Follow Me

Look, you're cute, and you seem sweet, so I'm going to give you a warning. Don't follow me through this door. I'm not playing hard to get, I'm just looking out for your own good. Strange things happen on the other side of this door. What do I mean? Well, the truth is... I used to be a guy, just like you.