My Big Mouth

One more bite, then I have to stop. I've almost eaten the whole effing cake!

Not Sure If This Is Clean or Dirty

Frank loved his car. Nothing could change that fact, especially something as silly as transforming into a big-bootied bimbo.

The doctors called his reaction to the chemical spill a "freak chromosomal mutation." Whatever the case, it left him fully female, from head to huge, sexy butt.

Now, Frank had never been accused of being terribly bright before, but as Francine he seemed even dumber. Can you believe he forgot to roll the windows all the way up before washing his car?

Changing Things Up

I love seeing this look on their faces. It's a little bit surprise, a little bit fear, and hopefully a little bit arousal.

Miscalculation

I've always been into Asian girls. Well, I guess that's not 100% accurate. Truth be told, I always wanted to be a girl, and the idea of being an Asian girl was the hottest thing of all.

Dangerous Curves Ahead

A word of advice from one guy to another: if you ever get the chance to make a wish, be very careful how you word it. When I asked to be "the owner of an exotic car with sexy curves," I ended up with both!

A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing

For as long as anyone could remember, Andy had been a pretentious douche. He was the type who would overhear someone else's conversation, then butt in to explain how they were "actually..." wrong.

Follow Me

Look, you're cute, and you seem sweet, so I'm going to give you a warning. Don't follow me through this door. I'm not playing hard to get, I'm just looking out for your own good. Strange things happen on the other side of this door. What do I mean? Well, the truth is... I used to be a guy, just like you.

The Bet

When my wife bet me that I couldn't last a week in her body without begging for sex, I couldn't help but laugh. Piece of cake! I knew I wasn't attracted to guys, and either way it was just mind over matter.

Once I was in her body, it was a different story. I couldn’t believe how hot it was seeing my old muscles flex when my wife picked things up, and the way my wife’s lacy underwear kept rubbing me didn’t help either. I tried everything to resist: chewing gum, taking a cold shower, doing mindless chores to distract myself… Eventually, I couldn’t take it any more. We stripped naked and I pushed her down on the bed. I was literally shaking as I slid my new pussy around my old cock.

All in all, I feel pretty pleased that I lasted 4 whole hours before giving in.

Moms' Night Out

"Dude, I still don't get this plan."

"Don't call me dude in public. And what's not to get? We turn ourselves into copies of our moms, buy some booze to pregame, then go out partying. Everyone's parents think we're sleeping over at Ryan's house, but his parents are out of town and he's paying his little brother to cover if anyone calls."

Trying to Change Her Mind

It didn't have to be this way. Don't get me wrong, I'm enjoying myself, but it didn't have to come to this.

Not the Spring Break He Had in Mind

Aaron had been trying to hook up with Sarah all semester, but she always seemed to think of him as just a friend. When she asked if he wanted to take the place of her roommate who had backed out of their spring break girls' trip, Aaron jumped at the chance.

It's day two of the trip, and Erin is farther than ever from hooking up with Sarah.

Happy Erection Day

Good morning, gentle readers! I just wanted to wish my American audience a happy Erection Da--

What's that? Oh, excuse me, I'm getting word now that it is actually Election Day. With that in mind, be sure to vote! If even your perverted wank material writer is telling you to do it, it must be important!

Investigative Reporting

"We're live in 5... 4... 3..." The producer signaled 2, 1, and Steve launched into the segment.

Is There Really a Wrong Way?

"Dale, I realize I've only been a woman for 20 minutes, so I might not be an expert, but I'm pretty sure this isn't how titty fucking usually works."