Moms' Night Out

"Dude, I still don't get this plan."

"Don't call me dude in public. And what's not to get? We turn ourselves into copies of our moms, buy some booze to pregame, then go out partying. Everyone's parents think we're sleeping over at Ryan's house, but his parents are out of town and he's paying his little brother to cover if anyone calls."

"Yeah, but we're so... old."

"You know we each needed a piece of the person's hair to make this work. It had to be people we had easy access to that wouldn't have any trouble getting past a bouncer."

"Why not turn into our dads, though?"

"Eric's dad left when he was a kid. He'd either be left out or be the only one who gets-- I mean, has to be his mom. Besides, this way, guys will be buying us drinks all night. Which reminds me, you did pack something sexier to change into, right?"

"Yes, even though the idea of getting 'sexy' as my mom is still super weird."

"Oh, it'll be fun! I'll even help with your makeup!"

"Have I mentioned it's weird that you know how to do that? And it's gonna take a lot of alcohol to make this fun."

"Relax, you big baby. Just wait until we hit the dance floor. Once you feel the music pumping, you'll loosen right up. And sure, if some guy comes up and starts dancing on you, it'll be weird at first. But then you'll start pressing your ass against him, and let him slip his hands over your waist, and make out with him a little bit in the corner by the bar..."

".....You've done this before, haven't you?"