In Charge

"I don't see any reason I should do what you want," I growled, trying to seem tough in my compromised state.

"Because if you don't, I can do this," Emma replied as she tapped her phone.

"Do whaaaAAAaaooooohhh--"

I collapsed into my chair and smacked the table as an electrifying orgasm surged through me. I probably might have enjoyed it, if it weren't for the fact that I was in my own mother's body.

Joke's On Them

If you spotted these ladies out on the town, you'd probably assume they were two girlfriends catching up over a few glasses of wine. Of course, if you overheard any of their conversation, you'd learn a much different story.

The woman in purple, showing off her smooth, creamy legs, burst into laughter. "I just got a text from Jamie. They're at the park wondering where we are!"

The woman in green nearly choked on her drink as she joined the giggle fit. "Are you serious? I thought for sure they were planning to skip town and leave us 'stuck' like this!"

"I know! Do they honestly think I'd give up these puppies without a fight?" asked the first woman, as she gave her breasts a squeeze.

"They're probably going to be upset," her friend mused as she played with a long lock of hair. "In an hour, this is permanent."

"Oh, please. We'll spread our legs one time, and they'll never bring it up again."

"If that's the case, I hope they bring it up every night!"

Give It A Try

"So then I took his dick, and-- yeah, just squeeze your tits around it, like that," the brunette instructed while guiding the shower wand between her voluptuous friends cleavage. "He only made it about five pumps before he couldn't wait any longer."

"Dude, I still can't believe you're fucking guys."

A Friend In Need

Noah and I had been friends since third grade, so it killed me to think he'd be leaving for college in the fall as a virgin. I don't think he's ever even kissed a girl. He's a great guy, but he has absolutely no confidence around the opposite sex.

Given that my dad is somehow a genius inventor with dozens of government contracts, while simultaneously using the easiest passwords to crack, it didn't take me long to come up with a solution.

Heavy Competition

In an effort to boost spring break tourism, the town of Crystal Beach organized a gender bender bikini contest with a $1000 grand prize.

Unfortunately for most of the men, only the winner was allowed to change back afterwards.

Fortunately for the rest, the response was so great that multiple categories were added the next year. Looks like an impressive turnout in the pregnant division...

Rough Breakup

"And anotherr thing... being a chick? Not that fuckin' bad. I didn't have to-- I didn't buy one goddamn drink all day!"

100 Posts!

Hi everybody! As you can tell by the title of this post, or counting each post on my site individually, this is #100!

To celebrate, I've decided to share some GENUINE user reviews!

"But Whiskers," you say, "you haven't posted 100 actual captions. A few have been general blog updates, so really you should wait until--"

Darkness washes over you as I hold the damp rag to your face. The fumes smell sweet, but they make you incredibly dizzy. You slump down onto the floor and pass out as the changes take place.


Sorry about that. Just sleep it off, I'm sure you'll feel like a brand new person when you wake up.

Thank you to everyone for visiting!

Nothing to Say

"Hello, Jaden. What's the matter, cat got your tongue? I tell you what, if you want to turn back into a man and leave, just say so!"

"..."

"Oh, that's right, you're not allowed to speak without my explicit permission. That must be so frustrating! Guess you'll have to settle for another night of pleasuring me!"

An Impossible Task

"You know, I have such a pretty face. Would it kill you to smile a little?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, it's just hard to be cheery when I've been carrying your TITS around all week!"

That earned me a disapproving look. "Don't forget, I could make this much worse for you."

The Same Old Mistake

A while back, I'd gotten myself stuck in my stepmom Karen's body. Due to a slight incident involving me masturbating into her panties, she had taken the extreme step of turning me into a copy of herself. Eventually, she changed me back, and I swore I'd never let it happen again.

Not "Haha Funny"

Life is funny sometimes. For instance, at the beginning of the year, I was a normal, perfectly average guy. Then I started feeling weird one day, and next thing I know, my doctor says I'm going through second puberty. I'd barely finished the first one, now I had to go through it again as a girl?

I knew it was pointless to resist, since no one knew how to stop it, much less reverse it. Still, you find yourself dealing with things you'd never have imagined before, like what your new name is going to be (mine's Izzy, by the way).

Of course, if you come from a family of chesty women, you also get used to saying: "Mom, I need to go bra shopping again!"

Final Fantasy XXX

"Are you sure this is going to work?" asked the costumed brunette as we approached the door.

"For the hundredth time, yes. Don't get your panties in a knot." Ethan glowered at me.

Big Mistake

<<Sorry, still not telling you where I hid it.>>

<<Come on Karen! You've been gone for almost a week!>>

<<And I'll stay gone until I think you've learned your lesson. Later!>>