Halloween Costume Party Extravaganza!

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"Hello, dearie. It's Halloween - the night every year when my powers reach their peak. With that in mind, I've decided to have a little fun with you. Why you? No need to overthink it."

Girly Costume

"What do you think? Is it too girly?"

"Dude, have you seen your body? I think you crossed "too girly" about four cup sizes ago."

"Ugh, you're no help. I just really want to win this costume contest so I can rub it in Samantha's face. We had the perfect couple's costume and she broke up with me the day before Halloween. I wouldn't stand a chance in the men's solo contest, but winning against a bunch of girls will be a piece of cake. That'll show her!"

"Didn't she say the reason she left was you always taking things way too far?"

"Shut up! The old man who sold me that spell seemed completely legit. Dealing with tits for a few days will be worth the taste of victory."

"Alright, whatever. Can we go soon? You've tried at least a dozen costumes."

"Geez, fine. I guess that's what I get for taking a guy shopping."

"YOU'RE a guy!"

Tricks and Treats

Yeah, let me guess... you're wondering if I'm a "horny devil", right? Well, I'd be careful talking like that. The truth is, I was actually a guy too when I showed up at this party. I was on the prowl, just like you. I swear!

What's a Picture Really Worth?

"Thanks again for helping me with this photo shoot, sweetheart. I know it's awkward, but I really do appreciate it."

"Awkward? No, why would posing for pictures in my mother's lingerie, in my mother's body, be awkward?" I replied through gritted teeth. "Besides, it's not like I had much of a choice."

There He? She? is...

"So Bill, this is your first time competing for the title of Miss Gender Bender. Are you nervous?"

"No way, Dan. Not only have I brought my A-game this year, I've also brought my C-game."

"So I've noticed! Think we could give the viewers at home a better look?"

"Of course!"

Change of Plans

It took every fiber of my being to not explode in a white hot rage. Ironically, my anger stemmed from a different explosion of something hot and white. "Hey Jared..."

Getting into the Driver's Seat

"Hey Erik, check these out!"

"Dude, Josh, what the fuck?!? Put those away! Why would I want to look at my mom's fucking tits?"

Ignorance is Bliss

"Oh man, this is so hot! Sure, I'm in my sister's body, but I'm finally making out with Stacy!" thought Kevin.

"This is incredible! I swapped bodies with my sister and an hour later I'm making out with Megan!" thought Adam.

Curvy Girls are Sexy

A word of advice: if your girlfriend ever asks if she's put on weight, the correct response is not, "Maybe a little, but it looks good on you!" Furthermore, you'll only dig yourself deeper if you follow that with, "Come on, curvy girls are sexy!"

Not the Brightest Plan

Omigawd! Was that like, the fucking front door? Karen was supposed to be gone all weekend! I can't let her see me like this!

Lawn Care, Self Care

"Mommy, why is Daddy wearing high heels?"

"He's aerating the lawn to help it grow."

"Oh. Why is he wearing a dress?"

"Because it makes him feel pretty, dear."

Changing Tastes

I just don't understand. Back when I was a guy, I loved lesbian porn.

The Things They Can Do with Computers These Days

My buddy Josh had told me about this "magic" computer program he had found that could transform anything about a person. I figured he was pulling some sort of prank, but he swore it was for real.

Testing a Theory

"Hey Phil, you ready to go?"

"Yeah, hang on one sec, I'm trying something."

"Uh, ok... whatcha doing, buddy?"

"Well, I was eating a cookie when I turned into this chick, right? So I figure if I eat some more, one of them should change me back."

"Yeah, don't you think maybe the cookie thing was a coincidence, and it has more to do with that coven of witches you flashed in the park earlier?"

"...."

"...."

"Nah, I think I'm going with my cookie thing."

The Flashing Roommate

Ugh, every damn time. Nick would get out of the shower, then "accidentally" drop his towel in front of me. "Haha, like what you see, big guy?" We had been roommates for a month and I couldn't wait to move out.