October 3, 2018

Testing a Theory


"Hey Phil, you ready to go?"

"Yeah, hang on one sec, I'm trying something."

"Uh, ok... whatcha doing, buddy?"

"Well, I was eating a cookie when I turned into this chick, right? So I figure if I eat some more, one of them should change me back."

"Yeah, don't you think maybe the cookie thing was a coincidence, and it has more to do with that coven of witches you flashed in the park earlier?"

"...."

"...."

"Nah, I think I'm going with my cookie thing."

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