"Remember, it's lick, sip, suck," the girl at the bar instructed her friend. In unison, they each licked salt off their hands, threw back their shotglasses, and bit into a lime wedge. The first girl let out a "Whoo!" and turned towards the dance floor.Her friend reached out to stop her. "Hey, I thought this was some kind of serum to turn me back into a guy!"
"What? No, I don't have any idea how to do that. Those were just tequila shots!"
"You said you were going to help me!"
"I meant I'd help you hook up with a guy! Trust me, it helps if you're a little drunk. Us big girls don't always get the pick of the litter. Ooh, that guy with the mullet just looked your way!"
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