Fashion Advice

Since becoming a girl, I've had to relearn just about every part of my life. That includes things as basic as getting dressed.

What do you think? Does this tie go with these boobs?

Embracing Their Swap

I shouldn't have gone in. I knew what was coming. I'd seen the unfamiliar car outside, and I could hear the sounds coming from behind the door. Still, it's awfully startling seeing your own naked body riding on top of some stranger's cock.

Smile for the Camera

I knew I was caught the moment Carl barged into my room. "Yo, Eli, you seen my--holy fuck, what are you doing? Are you a fuckin' cam whore?"

Three's Company

"Oh, hello there. You might be wondering why Carl is handcuffed to the headboard and why I'm sitting on top of him. There's, a, um, perfectly reasonable explanation..."

"Harvey's gonna fuck me!"

"OK, yeah. We might be in female bodies, but our minds are still very much male and very much horny. So, if you don't mind, could you turn around and lock the door behind you?"

"Ooh, unless you wanna join us?"

Monkey Business

The girls watched with mild interest as two men in suits came racing up to them.

"Excuse me, ladies," the taller man said. "We may or may not be looking for a rogue wizard who's been running around flipping people's genders. Do you have any information you could share?"

Taking Control

"Yeah, now I'm gonna, um, have my way with you... bitch? Hey, quit laughing!"

"Om thorry, ooh ged tho cude drynng do loog tuff! Leth do id again."

That's the Spot

"Ohh, god..."

When I turned into a girl, I swore I wouldn't give in to my new urges. No manicures, no lingerie, and definitely, absolutely no sex with guys.

Well, I ended up breaking all those rules and more today. The only thing I can think is: why didn't I do this sooner?

Prank War

"I told you I'd get you back!"

Keep Smiling

"Oh Carrie, you're positively glowing! Hold still, I need one more picture for Aunt Margaret."

I'm going to kill my sister. At least, if her swollen feet and aching back don't kill me first.

You Look Stupid

"Durrrr, I was a gorgeous chick who stole an unsuspecting guy's body to go on his vacation to Cancun! Durrrr, for some insane reason, I thought he'd be willing to swap back when I got home!" He paused, then switched to an annoyed sneer. "That's you right now, you dumb bitch."

I could only stare in horror. I'd never considered Emmett refusing to change back. The spell only worked when both people agreed. It was easy enough to trick him the first time, but now he knew what I was up to. I couldn't be stuck in his dumb boy body!

"Have fun, 'Emmett.' I'm off to meet MY boyfriend!" I watched my old body and life bounce away in a denim miniskirt. God, I was going to miss my ass. My round, firm, sexy... oh! My very first erection. Awkward.

Happy New Year!

Hi everyone! I hope you liked my take on the 12 days of Christmas theme. I wrapped up the series last week and am taking a breather today. Regular MWF schedule resumes on Wednesday!

I got the most feedback of anything I've done so far, and it seemed like a lot of positive reactions! I'm sure I'll do more big projects like that in the future, although next time I plan a 12-part nonstop series, I'll try to have more than 3 posts complete before the first one goes live. I did eat into my buffer a bit during the holidays, so if nothing else it was a kick in the pants to get back to writing.

As always, let me know what you like and want to see more of! I got a handful of reader requests during the series and plan to post those soon. If you want your own, drop me a message!

Twelve Drummers Drumming

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Eleven Pipers Piping

I woke up late the next day, once again sore, and even more ashamed of myself than the day before. I knew I was being forced into these things to gain some sort of bizarre perspective on life as a woman, but it was starting to wear me down.

Ten Lords A-Leaping

The morning after working the strip club, I woke up sore, tired, and covered in body glitter. George was nowhere to be found but there was a note in the kitchen next to a stack of $100 bills. "There's more where that came from. Meet at the Tiki Hut tonight at 9." There had to be at least three grand there! What could I possibly do to make that much? More stripping, maybe?

As I stuffed the cash in my purse, I noticed it must have triggered today's change. Honestly, I was a bit surprised. Normal hair and build, no strange features, nothing out of the ordinary. Except, you know, still being stuck as a woman.

Nine Ladies Dancing

As I lumbered out of my room the next morning, I was surprised to see George already waiting for me. "Good morning, sleepyhead! Nice to see your fat ass out of bed."

"Yeah, as if you could even handle this much woman." In my head that was a killer insult, but I felt it backfire on its way out.

Eight Maids A-Milking

After sucking off my first group of guys, I spent the next hour showering and brushing my teeth. I kept telling myself I was over halfway through, though that was little comfort as I drifted off to sleep.

I woke up the next morning with a growling stomach. I suppose I hadn't had much appetite after eating so much dick. Unfortunately for me, the fridge was nearly empty. The only thing inside was clearly my next gift: a jar of milk wrapped in ribbons. I figured George would get me whether I fought it or not, so I might as well take a drink.