OK buddy, let's pull it together here. You. Are. A. Guy. You cannot get married to your best friend, even if you're currently in a woman's body.
I don't care if you're already wearing your wedding day lingerie. You said it would be one last indulgence before changing back and forgetting any of this ever happened. Sure, it looks extremely sexy. And admittedly, the thought of Aaron slowly removing it later so you can consummate your marriage is crazy hot. But it wouldn't be right!
This was all supposed to be a big practical joke. You'd turn yourself into a woman, go on one date with Aaron, then have a big laugh when you changed back and revealed the trick. What the hell happened?
I mean, you know what happened. The fact that you've been friends for years meant there was instant chemistry, and no matter how much you tried to deny it at the time, it felt really nice when he surprised you with a goodnight kiss.
Looking back, you should have been done there. But no, you said, wouldn't it be even funnier if you made it a couple of dates? Wouldn't it be hilarious if you got Aaron to have sex with you?
Oh, god, I remember that night so perfectly. He was such a gentleman, but then he became this wild stallion. The way he slowly traced his fingers down my neck, gently kneading my breasts, before tenderly but deliberately sliding off my pants... Even the memory sends a shiver through my entire body. No! Snap out of it, girl! Dude. Whatever.
You could have gotten out at any time. You should have realized you were in too deep the day he proposed. Before the change, you would have laughed. Haha, you want to marry your best friend? But when it happened, you didn't laugh. The world stood still. You cried a little. Do I want to marry my best friend?
Damn, that sure backfired. I guess you're getting married today! Besides, it'll be even funnier if you wait to tell him until after the wedding. Or maybe after a few kids? Eh, no need to rush. When the time is right, you'll know.
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