How To Get Away With TG

Hello, dear readers! I know that some members of this little community feel the need to conceal their salacious tastes from others living in the same household. With that in mind, I'd like to share some helpful tips I've gathered over the years. Feel free to share your own in the comments below!

Making the Best of the Situation

"Come on in, babe, I'm ready for you!"

I swung open the door to see my husband waiting for me in bed. My eyes traced his curvy form, lingering on his growing breasts and belly encased in silky blue lingerie. He toyed with it, revealing the thin black strip of his panties as he beckoned me closer.

"Hello, gorgeous," I said with a shy smile, as I thought back to the night that led us here.

Something Different

I must have stared into the bathroom mirror for ten full minutes trying to figure out what seemed so strange about my reflection. Eventually, I gave up and walked back to the bedroom.

"Hey hon, does something seem... different about me?"

Popping Pills: A Slippery Slope

It was supposed to be my dirty little secret. I'd wanted to try the X-change pills forever, but I could never work up the nerve to go through with it. This year when my birthday rolled around, though, I realized I didn't really have anyone I wanted to celebrate with or anything special to do, so I finally did it. I opened the website like I'd done a dozen times before, except this time I didn't give myself a chance to second-guess before hitting the submit button. I stared for a long time, heart pounding as what I'd done fully sank in.

Boobs and Hair? Don't Care

David thought he'd finally come up with a foolproof plan for getting laid. When his roommate Josh came home one night, David hit him with a transformation spell and watched as Josh's form reshaped, shrinking in some places and growing in others. Moments later, the former man was a gorgeous woman.

"Haha, it worked!" David crowed. "I'm sorry I had to do this to you, but I'm sick of being a virgin. All you have to do is sleep with me one time and I'll change you back."

Josh stood in silence for a minute before replying, "Yeah, that's not gonna happen."

David blinked in confusion. "Wh-what do you mean? You have to, otherwise I won't change you back!"

"Dude, no offense, but you suck. Why would I want to sleep with you?" He looked away from David to peek down his shirt. "Oh, these are nice."

"But... but your body is supposed to be attracted to guys now!"

"Really? So if I picture, like, Chris Hemsworth shirtless... Oh yeah, you're right. Excuse me, I'll be in my room for a little bit."

David stood in shock, unable to comprehend what had just happened or the muffled sounds coming from behind Josh's door.

It's been a week now, and David is starting to suspect Josh doesn't care if he ever changes back...

For Science!!

Hey there boys, girls, and everyone in between! Nothing new from me today, but I wanted to share this post from BluByrdy. You're here because you like TG fiction (or you're lost, confused, and perhaps strangely aroused), so why not let the people creating content know exactly what you want to read?

If you have a few minutes, go ahead and fill out the survey on the page below. Take care!

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Superfreaky Friday

Wow, your mom and dad are really going at it. Pretty hot, don't you think?

"Shut up! We both know that's Madison and my mom. Wife! Fuck. Madison and my WIFE."

Well, whoever they are, they're fucking like rabbits in there. Your daughter sure took to your body in a hurry.

A Lot to Learn

"Yeah you can touch them, that's the whole point. Go ahead, give the girls a squeeze..."

"Woah, stop, stop, stop. What the fuck are you doing? It's like you're trying to honk a bicycle horn. I know you haven't been having much luck with the ladies, and I agreed to turn myself into this chick--who is way out of your league, by the way--so you could practice and get your confidence up, but damn dude! Have you ever even gotten past second base?"

"Ok, come on, calm down. I'm the only one allowed to be a bitch right now, got it? Let's reset everything and I'll take the lead for a while until you feel ready to make a move. Jeez, the things I'll do for a friend in need..."

High Stakes

"You ready to tap out?"

Zach laughed in Evan's altered face. "Ha! You think I'd be scared off by these titties? You wish, bitch!"

Evan tried to smirk confidently, but it was hard to mask his internal turmoil. This game of chicken had been escalating all day. Messing with the spellbook had been a bad idea. So was using it to give themselves these bodies, and even more making them extremely horny. He could just lean in and kiss the gorgeous blonde in bed next to him, and forget about the whole thing...

Zach spoke again, snapping Evan out of his daydream. "Alright, Joe here is ready to fuck us both. First one to make him cum is king of the house for a week!"

Wet and Wild

"Quit spraying me, asshole!"

"Sure, just as soon as you quit spraying me!"

Even after graduating high school, David, Greg, and Jeremy had continued their tradition of starting the summer with an epic water gun fight, and this year was no different. Unfortunately for the three friends, the end results would be massively different, thanks to a leak in the city's potion bottling facility seeping into the water supply.

Watch Who You Watch

"Hey man, come here! She's stripping again!"

"She's not stripping, she's changing in her bedroom. How do you not feel creepy doing that?"

"Oh, come on, you know she wants people to look. How could she not, with an ass like that?"

"You really think that-- oh my god! Dude!"

Adding Insult to Injury

Of course, it had to be a cursed dress. When I left it was almost down to my knees. If it gets any shorter, I'll be lucky if I don't get arrested!

If I didn't have to deal with these freaking heels, I'd be home already!

Sometimes

Sometimes when you cheat, you get caught.

Sometimes, you find out the hard way that your girlfriend is a witch.

Sometimes, the only thing to do is march across town in heels and skintight shorts to beg her for forgiveness and to change you back.

Sometimes.

Other times...

You might take a minute to explore your new body first. You might grab the massive hooters hanging from your chest, only to find them overflowing in your dainty fingers.

You might finger your new pussy for an hour, gradually soaking your bedsheets and filling the room with the musk of a dozen orgasms.

And then, you might end up at a seedy motel, texting the address and a sexy picture of yourself to a few of your buddies.

That's why you should never upset a witch.

Sometimes.

Getting Through Hard Times Together

Hi readers,

Here at Yet Another Caption Site, we know things are a little crazy right now. You might be stressed about--

What the fuck are you doing right now?

I'm... you know, people are upset about the whole--

And what, you're the one they're turning to for comfort? No. They're here to read your pervy little stories and get themselves off, not think about anything that's going on in real life.

Try It, You'll Like It!

Hey! You should try one of these drinks, they're sooo good.

What? Are you scared of turning into a girl like we did?

I mean, you will.

Oh, you definitely will. But you're thinking of it like that's a bad thing!

Yeah! We're having so much fun!

It's a total game-changer. It's so much more relaxing. No pressure, you can order all the fruity drinks you want, spend an hour at the spa--

And oh. my. god. The sex is incredible.

It's true! I know you don't think you want to have sex with guys. But after your body changes, and you start experimenting with all the ways you can make it feel good, you start to think differently about it.

You might find yourself eyeing up the bartender, and asking him when he gets off.

Or the trainer who runs the fitness classes.

Or the towel boy at the pool.

Shut up, you slept with the towel boy? You slut!

Oh come on, we both thought he was cute! And he did this thing with his tongue, where he--

Ahem, the point is, we're here on vacation.

Have some fun!

Live a little!

Just one sip?

Getting Sent to the Principal's Office

"Quit touching me!" I shouted as we entered the principal's office. "You're not even a real freaking cop!"

The man inside looked up from his desk with a furrowed brow. "Ernie, what's going on here?"

Going Out

"Hey Chris, we're ordering pizza, do you-- oh shit, guys, he's going out the window!!"

They'd been trying to keep me locked up since the effects of the virus first started to show. When my hair grew rapidly from my head and fell out elsewhere. When my breasts started to grow under my sweatshirts. When my hips cracked and popped as my skeleton reformed.

All the while, a hunger grew inside me. I knew it was the virus urging my body to spread it to another victim, but you know what? I didn't care. By the time my vagina finally formed, I couldn't keep my fingers out of it. My whole room reeked of sex. Honestly, I'm impressed that the other guys managed not to burst through the door and screw me. Infuriated, mostly, but also impressed.

I'm not sure if it was superhuman strength from the virus, or just unquenchable sexual desire, but I easily pried loose the boards they'd put in place to try and stop me. My panties were brand new and already soaked, but I didn't give a fuck.

I looked back over my shoulder and smiled. Hopefully it wouldn't take long to get a fuck.

Conference Call

I mumbled weakly into the phone, "I have to talk to you about something, hon."

"This better be fucking important, Keith. I already had to take a break from looking at jobs to make my own fucking lunch, when you should be here doing that. I don't even know why I let you go to that place!"

Not Until It Fits

"I don't understand, it should fit! I've been busting my ass--well, your ass--working out, and eating super healthy. Please, Beth, can't you just change us back? I'm so sorry."

"You know the rules, until you can get that corset all the way on, we have to stay swapped. Even if I wanted to, my magic wouldn't work until you succeed."

I fought back a grin as I watched him struggle one more time to hook the clasps. Maybe next week I'd be over the comments he'd made about my weight. He really had been trying, which is why I had to switch the original corset for one a size smaller, and why I'd been slipping protein powder into his "diet" smoothies.

So yeah, maybe next week. Then again, his body certainly enjoys watching mine squeeze into that lingerie, so maybe this will take a while...

Arguing with Yourself

"No, I can't keep doing this. This needs to end now, Jasmine. I'm taking the reversal elixir and getting rid of you."

"Oh John, you're so precious." My reflection stared back, my own face giving me a look of contempt. I watched my lips move as Jasmine used them for her side of the conversation. "I'm part of you. I always have been. All you did with this little 'experiment' was let me come out, and there's no way I'm going back now."

Bargain Bin Genie

"Can you put the book down? I'm gonna be late for work."

My breasts jostled in rhythm with my pumping wrist. Breasts that I shouldn't have in the first place. "It's fine, I'm multitasking."

"Look, I'm sorry that stupid genie botched my wish and wrapped you up in this, but neither of us can start our day until you get me off." God, his complaining was so distracting. "Can't we just fuck? It'll be over so much faster."

"Ooh, baby, you sure know how to sweet talk a girl."

It's not that I don't enjoy sex as a woman, but lately Rafael had been making me do most of the work and I needed a break. Besides, I only have a couple of chapters left!

Romantic Getaway

"You're absolutely sure you're OK with this? You don't want to call the front desk and have them put us in the right bodies?"

I rolled my eyes. "For the hundredth time, yes! The whole point of this weekend was to spice things up. If your husband lying in front of you wearing lingerie and stockings isn't spicy, I don't know what is."

Still Mad

"Dude, you have no idea how pissed I am at you."

"Oh come on, how was I supposed to know this is what would happen when I booked the couple's package? I just thought it was an easy way to get free breakfast included."

"Yeah, well, don't get any big ideas."

Bullied

"Fucking finally, you're back. Where have you been?"

"Oh my god, hahaha, I totally forgot I left you feeling up your tits while I was gone!"

"My mom's... tits," I shot back through gritted teeth.

That's How It Starts

Hey there. I have a question that could change your life, but you need to hear my story first. It started as an innocent modeling job. The agent made it sound simple: I'd do ads for local businesses and have beer money all semester. After one session, a woman introduced herself, saying she'd gotten my info from the modeling agency. "I'm working on a project that could pay some real money. Are you in?"

I was a bit surprised she was interested in me. Some of the other guys looked like they had been chiseled from stone and clearly had previous experience. I started to say as much, but she quickly pressed a finger against my lips. "Shh, no need to worry. I want someone fresh, who's open to... different experiences."

Who was I to turn down a paycheck? Of course, you know what they say about a slippery slope. Once you say yes the first time, going just a little further doesn't seem so bad. So I said sure, she could put me in a little bit of makeup to make my features pop on camera. And sure, I could wear a dress for one artistic shoot.

Then you wake up one day and realize you don't even recognize your own reflection. And you can't remember the last time a woman flirted with you, but you know it was longer ago than the last time you blew a guy in a bar bathroom.

So it's a simple question, but really think before you answer. I know a way that you could make some real money. Are you in?